Stupid People Chronicles #27

Posted by Oklahoma kons on Monday, February 23, 2009 12:47:50 PM

I don't think I can convey how much this person makes me angry. I can't type correctly right now and my spelling is horrible and I am so angry I can barely see the screen. My face is cinched up and my eyes shaking, my ears are hot to the touch and my face flushed. This is just me thinking about this person. She is scared about the hurricane/big thunderstorm. This is the girl that didn't know who the president of the united states was, last week. She got this story rolling through my restaurant that the roads in the state of Alabama would be closed after 9pm. Now, when I hear anything from her stupid little mouth I immediately seek to discredit her and ridicule her. Which, I understand is an inappropriate response and not respectful. But Jesus Christ she makes me Angry. Well, I found out that The Weather Channel apparently made the suggestion for people in Birmingham to not be on the roads after 9pm due to the heavy thunderstorms. This girl translated this into, "you will be arrested if you are out on the road after 9pm. Martial Law has been enacted and a curfew has been set" (I just had to take a break and compose myself due to my anger) Okay.. so.. her baby's daddy / boyfriend / whatever never wears a shirt. I don't know why this bothers me so much, but it does. He always comes to pick her up at work and doesn't wear his shirt. He never really gets out of the car, but he NEVER has a shirt on. When I get up in the morning, I may walk around the house without putting on clothes. (I sleep naked) Then, I will put on underwear if I go to sit down anywhere in the house, just so I can protect my wedding tackle from splinters on wooden chairs and etc. If I go outside, I put a shirt on. EVERYONE PUTS A SHIRT ON! We are all culturally and socially trained to wear clothing. This guy is so backwoods country bumpkin that he hasn't learned this. In every restaurant in the world, "no shirt / no shoes / no service" WEAR CLOTHES YOU IGNORANT MOTHER FUC... grrr.... I mean.. look.. if I am going to the lake to go swimming, I put on a shirt for the ride over there. Does it make sense? not really in the whole "why make your bed if you are going to sleep in it again" arguments... but I do it anyway because it's what is socially acceptable. Hmm.. I need paxil. 10356